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hyogoko:

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shiveringandstunned:

Nothing, literally nothing could make me laugh harder than this did.

WHY DID HE THINK THAT WAS HOW GUITARS WORKED

I AM LAUGHING SO HARD

And 1, 2, 3, 4!!

Its more like 1-2-3 Ff-ϟ-ϟ-ϟ-ϟ-ϟ-ϟ!!

WHAT THE FUCK HOW COULD ANYONE THINK THIS WAS EVEN REMOTELY A GOOD IDEA  I’M LAUGHING TOO FUCKING HARD

(Source: guitarbage)

b-ak3d:

countdankula:

higherthanyew:

flying-blades:

unfreshing:

this is my favorite video of the year so far

the commentary is legendary

Im in tears

"He out here doin it"

this dude needs to commentate movies

(Source: videohall)

stablevertigo:

What I mean when I say “I can’t do that”- Anxiety Version:

  • I am unable to do that
  • I am too stressed out to do that
  • I cannot face the humiliation of attempting to do that
  • My body will physically not allow me to do that
  • I am on the verge of a panic attack
  • I cannot do that

What people hear:

  • I am unwilling to do that
  • I am just shy
  • I am overreacting
  • I am lazy
  • I need to get more experience in social situation to help my anxiety
  • I need a push
  • I don’t want to do that

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blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

blxckbiird:

spaghetti-western-wannabe:

So I can either bake these cookies at 400 degrees for 10 minutes or 4,000 degrees for 1 minute.

nick nO THAT’S NOT HOW YOU BAKE COOKIES FRIEND

FLOOR IT?

NICK NO

HOW ABOUT 4,000,000 DEGREES FOR 1 SECOND

NICK YOU ARE GOING TO BURN YOUR HOUSE DOWN

I’M GOING TO HARNESS THE FUCKING SUN TO MAKE COOKIES

NICK P L E A S E

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